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TODD:
'Previously on The Increasingly...

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'Oh, wait a minute...'

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JUDGE: The charges are as follows:

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Funding a terrorist organisation,

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possession of biological weapons,
blackmail,

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possession of child pornography
with the intent to distribute,

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possession of...
COMMOTION

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Order, order! Silence in court!

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Oh, actually, here's the kitchen.
Every Friday, we have...

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I don't have time to waste,
I got a four o'clock with my waxer.

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I don't really give a shit
where you heat up your noodles.

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If I wanted to see you wear jeans,
I'd go to your shitty house.

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Look, I don't really know
what it is that you do here,

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nor do I give a shit.
OK...

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Point is, Global National
bought this company,

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and they spent a lot of money,
so here's what we're gonna do.

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I was recently in London.
You know what they go

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fucking shithouse for over there?
Madonna?

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Energy drinks.
Can't get enough of it.

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It's like fucking crack
to these people. Really?

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Who gives a shit?
The point is, Global National

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took a majority stake
in Thunder Muscle energy drinks,

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and I wanna tap into that UK market.

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That's actually
not what we do here...

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I'm gonna need one of you
over there, pronto.

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Head this thing up.
Preferably not a woman.

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I want somebody
with some fucking balls.

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Look here, asshole! No, no, no!

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You need me more than I need you!

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Let's get that clear!

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Listen to me,
you silly little prick!

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I make one phone call,

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and I'll have you
sellin' rotten bananas

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in a Kazakhstan bus depot,

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right across the way
from Kazakhstan's

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best fuckin' banana sales...

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I can't do this.
RECORDING: 'Repeat after me,

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'those Kazakhs will tear you
a new pussy and asshole.'

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What am I doing?
'I love this fucking guy.'

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Todd Margaret, he's a temp.
He has no experience...

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Bullshit. He's perfect!
Hey, you wanted to see me?

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Hey, there he is.
Todd, Brent Wilts, Global National.

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Just bought the company. Boy,
do I have a proposition for you.

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Mr Wilts, I... Shut up, fucktard!
How would you like to go to London

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and head up a satellite office
there?

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Sell energy drinks to the UK!

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Here's the deal,
I'll set you up with an office,

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an apartment, a credit card,
all that shit.

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I can start you at 120 grand.
¤120,000?

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Wait a second, Mr...
Why the fuck are you talking?

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120k, that's just to start.

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We can talk about more
based on performance. Yeah.

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Are you familiar with the UK market,
with their culture,

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stuff like that?
Oh, me? Me? Todd Margaret?

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Absolutely. I know it really well.
I mean,

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it's one of those things where,
you know, I probably have, um...

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Actually, my dad is from Leeds,
which is England,

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so I would spend summers there.
That's not true.

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Great. So, maybe your dad
can help us out with the...

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Well, he's dead,
so that won't happen.

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When did he pass away?
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give or take a day.
So, you're gonna bury him...

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Hey, fuckhead, he said it was OK.
Shut your fucking talk hole!

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So, what? You gotta bury the body,
or...

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Well, I mean, we lucked out,

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and he was skydiving over the ocean,
so that took care of it for us.

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Mr Wilts, if I can say...
Hey, asshole,

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I make one call to your boss,
and you're gonna sell shitberries

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in an Uzbek bus station.
Nice, right?

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I learned that one from you, guy.

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Bang it out.
I'm serious. You are fired.

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Get the fuck outta here.
Please don't speak...

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That's unnecessary.
You are fucking fired!

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Get the fuck out... Jesus!

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Todd Margaret, congrats, buddy.
You are on your way to London.

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Wow!
Wait...

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You don't have family,
no wife or kids?

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No pets, girlfriend, shit
like that that I gotta worry about?

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I need total commitment here.
I got nothin'.

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Look, I know this is sudden,
but I got this amazing job offer

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to go to London
and head up this office there.

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But here's the thing,
I gotta leave tomorrow.

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This isn't breaking up, OK?
Oh, Todd.

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Please, let me do this.
Todd...

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Well, it's too good to pass up.

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Todd, two weeks ago, I made
the mistake of sleeping with you.

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That mistake
doesn't make me your girlfriend.

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DOOR BUZZER
Oh, man, come on.

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You gotta go out the window.
My date's here.

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I don't want him to see you.

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There's a tree over there.
Yeah, I know. You can grab it.

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What about my cat?
MUFFLED: Motherfuck!

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THUD

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CAR HORN HONKS
I'll be right down!

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OK, Fanny, listen to me.

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I gotta go,
but I'll be back in about a month.

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Whoa... jeez! I put 30 cans of tuna
in here.

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Here is a month's supply of water.
I made you some steps, all right?

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Now, you be a good girl

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and don't eat it all at once,
all right?

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Love you. Bye.

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CAT MEOWS

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SONG: 'Life Is Sweet'
by Johnny Marr

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Coffee.

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I don't mind doing it.
Really, do you want me to...

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Hey, can I leave this outside?
Is it safe?

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Yeah, I think so.

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Alice, can I have some jam?
Jesus, Mary, more jam?

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More jam.

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Can I get a cup of coffee to go?

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Yeah. I'm just gonna
get this lid off,

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and then I'll get it for you.

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It's really tight, actually. It's...

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tighter than a ladybird's twat.

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Oh, yeah, give it to me. I'll...
I'm a man, and I will open the jar.

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That's great, thanks.
Madam, your jam.

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HE STRAINS

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God!
I'm just gonna open another...

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Here we go...
Heat, the enemy of tightness.

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Oh, God, no. Don't, don't...

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That's dangerous. Don't do that.
Then two taps.

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And now, I think we'll have
an open jar of jam.

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No, don't do that!
Ow!

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You're gonna burn your... Oh! Look!

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HE GROANS

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So, you just gotta remember
to replace the bandage

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and put some of this on.
Ow!

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But not too much,
or you'll start hallucinating.

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What is this?

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Oh, it's just something
I whipped up in the lab.

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It's a cardamom-infused
mint arrowroot antiseptic

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and anti-inflammatory,
but there's...

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there's notes of South African
vanilla bean in there, so it's...

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it's good. Tastes good on scones.

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Wait, wait, I'm sorry, a lab?
I don't understand.

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Yeah, well, I'm really into
molecular gastronomy.

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It's, um... I suppose you could say
it's my passion.

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It's my raison d'etre.
Oh, I love raisins.

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You know they're really
just dried-up grapes? True story.

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No, raison d'etre. It's French.

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It's, like, my reason for living.

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Oh, OK.
Yeah.

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I like to experiment
with all kinds of cuisine.

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Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Heston Blumenthal,

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he's like a god to me.
He's so creative.

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He's the best.

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Seriously, if you haven't
eaten in his restaurant,

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I don't even wanna talk to you.
Oh, well, talk away, lady,

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cos I've eaten there plenty.
Have you?

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God, it's so hard
to get a table there.

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Well, you know, I just grab a to-go.

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SHE LAUGHS

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So, what's
your favourite dish of his?

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Favourite one?
Oh... I love his chicken.

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His helium-infused
chicken balloons?

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Yeah.
Aren't they...

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I can't even describe them.
They are...

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Oh!
Oh! What else?

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Uh... Lasagne. It's really good.

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What... What does he do
with lasagne?

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Uh... Huge portions. Genius.

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All right, Alice. Well,
I should head over to the office,

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introduce myself to the team.
All right...

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Yes.
Yeah.

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So, off I go.
Pleased to meet you.

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Pleased to meet you.

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And here is a gentleman's kiss

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for a true princess
of the kitchen...

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Oh, that's nice of you to say.
..and science.

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Thank you for those.
OK, well...

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Welcome to England.
Oh, thank you. Thanks for having me.

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SIRENS

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Hey, hey! What the hell?
Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir,

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step back inside, please. OK.
Sir, would you step back inside?

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That's OK...
Step back inside.

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What's going on?

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It's almost certainly nothing,
but we have found a suspect package,

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and we are gonna blow it up.
No, no. Blow it up?

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Ready in five. Ready in five.
That's my luggage...

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Really pisses me off.
Waste of police time.

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Waste of police money.
I mean, for what?

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Cos one guy
doesn't use his common sense.

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Ready, go in four, four, four.
No, no, no, no, no, no...

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Sir? Officer, Officer...

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It's probably just some confused,
but nice, man's luggage.

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You know, filled with nothin'
but, you know, clothes

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and asthma medicine
and a laptop, you know?

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You might wanna
put your fingers in your ears.

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Just with all my information...

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BOOM
Oh!

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You see that?

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That's why we're the best.
Best in the world.

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I'm coming out.
HONKING, CAR ALARMS

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HE BREATHES DEEPLY

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Hello, everyone, I'm Todd Margaret.

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Sorry, I was looking for Dynamic
Integrated Business Solutions.

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This is Dynamic
Integrated Business Solutions.

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Oh...

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What happened to everybody?
Are you it?

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I was sent down here
by the head office...

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A guy named Willis?
Brent Wilts?

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Bang. That's it.
Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah.

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Hello!

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I'm the new boss.

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Name's Todd Margaret.
Ah, what's your name?

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Dave. What happened to your hand?

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Oh. Strawberry jam.
Right.

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OK, Dave.
Yeah?

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Yeah. OK. Well, um...

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I guess I'll
get settled into my office.

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Sure. It's just that one,
down there.

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I'll let you get back
to what you were doin'.

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Brilliant.
OK.

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Wha...

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Dave!
Yes?

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I'm gonna leave the door open,
if you need me.

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Got it.

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Todd Margaret?
Yes, what?

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There's a delivery
of Thunder Muscle here for you.

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Good.

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So, what is Thunder Muscle, anyway?

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Well, Dave, I'll tell ya.

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Thunder Muscle...

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..is an awesome new energy drink.

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You people go shithouse for 'em,
huh?

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Oh, not really. What's in it?

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Well, Thunder Muscle contains,
well, I don't read Korean,

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but it's, you know, energy...
and probably guarana berries,

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things of that nature...

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How are you planning
to sell all this shit?

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No, Dave. How are WE
planning to sell all this shit?

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I don't wanna tip my hand,

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but I'm lookin'
for a new director of strategy.

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00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,200
I've been back there.
I've had my eye on you,

245
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,760
and I think you might be my man.

246
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,640
Don't really think I'm qualified.
Ba-ba-da-ba-yeah.

247
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,640
I didn't get to be top salesman
by being a poor judge of character.

248
00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:16,040
Tell me a little bit about yourself.
OK. Ah...

249
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,280
Well, name's Dave.
OK, good. Good start.

250
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,840
You're forthcoming with your name.
What else you got?

251
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,360
I'm a real go-getter.
Boom! That's what I'm lookin' for!

252
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,720
I think I found
my new director of strategy. Cool.

253
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,600
Now, we have
a lot of Thunder Muscle to sell,

254
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,960
and I know where I would take me
to sell it, but I'm curious.

255
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,960
Where would my new DOS take me?

256
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,040
Oh, no, no, no.
I asked for coffee. I'm jet-lagged.

257
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,560
Ah, no. Barman said no.
Hey, boss, I've got a question.

258
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,000
How did you come to land this gig?

259
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,840
You know, I'm sittin' at the office,
mindin' my own.

260
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:53,720
Wilts come in.
He wants the top salesman, right?

261
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,520
Somebody to come over here.

262
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,360
Somebody who knows the UK,
you know? And you know the UK?

263
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,400
Yeah. You know, what's to know,
really? That's what you said to him?

264
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,840
No, no, no. I told him...
I told him I grew up in Leeds,

265
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,800
cos I did grow up in Leeds,
if anybody asks.

266
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,160
Yes.

267
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,640
You grew up in Leeds?
Mm-hm. I didn't grow up, per se.

268
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,720
No, I should clarify that.

269
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,040
My... My dad lives in Leeds.

270
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,200
Lived in Leeds. He's dead.
My dad lived in Leeds,

271
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,680
and I would
spend my summers with him.

272
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,800
So, what would you get up to?
Excuse me?

273
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,080
What would you get up to in Leeds?
Hm?

274
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,520
With your dad?
Well, you know...

275
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:36,000
Every Saturday, you know,
we'd grab some fish and chips...

276
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,480
Yeah.
..head to the park,

277
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,360
watch The Who, you know, stuff...

278
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,800
Every Saturday, you'd watch The Who?

279
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,880
Yeah.
Right.

280
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,840
The band The Who.
Yeah, I'm aware of them, yeah.

281
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,120
"Live at Leeds", that's why
they named the album that.

282
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:53,040
Yeah. Listen, this Thunder Muscle
is not gonna sell itself, you know?

283
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,160
Yeah.
We're here to sell Thunder Muscle.

284
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,560
Oh, why don't you try him?

285
00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,600
A challenge! All right.

286
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,640
Hey there, sport. How ya doin'?

287
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,280
You look like a man who could
use a little get up and go.

288
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,360
Piss off.
All right.

289
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,720
Hey. Hey.
I've spent some time in Leeds.

290
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,520
I had a girlfriend
that went to uni up there.

291
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,240
Oh, great. Yeah, I bet...

292
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,600
I bet a lot's changed
since I was there. No. Probably not.

293
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,560
Well, you never know.
Well, I do know.

294
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,200
So, whereabouts in Leeds
did you live?

295
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,200
It was, you know,
that main street.

296
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,760
No.
The main street, big street,

297
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,120
goes right through town.
What was it called?

298
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,520
Fifth Avenue.
Fifth?

299
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,640
I don't believe
there is a Fifth Avenue.

300
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,200
No, no, no, the street...

301
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,240
No. The street's not named
Fifth Avenue, Dave.

302
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:43,720
No, I meant the Fifth Avenue,
counting outwards

303
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,320
from the main street.
Oh, yes. OK. So, that would be...

304
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,520
Ch-Ch-Church Avenue.
BOTH: Church Avenue!

305
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,040
Yes, that was it. Church Avenue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

306
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,680
Lovely around there.
Yeah, it's nice.

307
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,680
Beautiful church right on it.
Yeah.

308
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,720
So, what number did you live on
in Church Avenue?

309
00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,000
2150.
Two thousand, one hundred and fifty?

310
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,000
Church Avenue.
That's too long.

311
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,480
We don't really have long avenues
over here.

312
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:09,120
Dave, I'm sorry.
I said 21 and 50. It just, like,

313
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,920
ran it together, cos I'm American.

314
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,200
So you had two houses?
Yes.

315
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,640
On the same street?
Yeah.

316
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,680
My dad was bipolar, so...

317
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,920
Hey, you know what?

318
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,440
I think it's time to sell
another can of Thunder Muscle, huh?

319
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,440
Yeah. Well, I mean, it'd be a can.
Right.

320
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,040
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

321
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,880
My name is Todd,
and today is your lucky day.

322
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:31,920
Now is not a good time.

323
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,040
Hey, it's always a good time
for a Thunder Muscle.

324
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,440
Thunder Muscle's a brand-new,
exciting energy drink

325
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,400
that gives you energy, vitality,
and tastes great doin' it.

326
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,160
And will it bring back my son?

327
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,080
If anything can lure your son back,
it's the great...

328
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,680
OK. No. I... He's not...

329
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,440
..away. He's gone, gone.

330
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,000
He's...

331
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,360
..dead? I know. I'm sorry.

332
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,640
I just found out myself.

333
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,880
OK. I'll be over there.

334
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,800
So, Todd, obviously,
having spent so much time in the UK,

335
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,440
I'm sure you can tell
where I'm from, from my accent.

336
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,920
Oh, yeah.
So, where am I from?

337
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,320
Oh, you know, probably around...

338
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,880
Hey, there's a Thunder Muscle
couple, huh?

339
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,920
JACKHAMMERING

340
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,800
JACKHAMMER DROWNS SPEECH

341
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,760
No, no, no, no, I'm just saying...

342
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,160
THUD
Oh!

343
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,360
Pervert.

344
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,240
If I ever see you again,
I'll rip your balls off!

345
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,320
You all right, Todd?

346
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,360
You shouldn't have
let me go over there, Dave.

347
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,840
They clearly weren't
a Thunder Muscle couple.

348
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,040
It's your first verbal warning.

349
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,760
I don't understand. They're the ones
who started the name calling.

350
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,320
That's not really
what was happening.

351
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,640
As part Brit, you should know
what we call cigarettes.

352
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,480
Oh, look, first voice message.
BEEP

353
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,720
Hey, douchebag. It's Brent Wilts.

354
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,320
Listen, shitbucket, I'm gonna be
in Lisbon for a boat show,

355
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,080
and I was thinkin'
of poppin' over there

356
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,800
to see how my ace salesman's doing.
Eh?

357
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,960
'I got 16,000 crates of that shit

358
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,400
'comin' to you by freighter
from North Korea.

359
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,840
'And also, see if you can get me
some blow, while I'm there.

360
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,720
'I wanna get stinky drunk
and nuts-deep

361
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,600
'in some of that
nasty British pussy.

362
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,400
'You know what? Fuck that. They
got Russian whores there, right?

363
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,200
'Let's do that instead. English
women always give me the shits.'

364
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,160
TODD GASPS

365
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,040
He's... wait... Si... 16,000 crates?

366
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,320
16,000.
Oh, wait a minute.

367
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,400
Come on, I just got here.
I mean, come on.

368
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,640
This is insane.
I can't... what if...

369
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,640
HE HYPERVENTILATES
I can't...

370
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,760
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

371
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,080
Come on. This isn't
the Todd Margaret I know.

372
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,520
Now, let's think about this.

373
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,160
Here, get some Thunder Muscle
down you. You're a bit pissed.

374
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,000
Now, calm down.
Up to the lips. There we go.

375
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,600
There it is. Feel better?
HE GLUGS

376
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,680
Now, where would a top dog,
ace salesman like yourself

377
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,080
take me to sell this stuff?

378
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,960
Um...

379
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,240
Hey, Alice.
What happened to you?

380
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,040
Oh, it's nothin'.
You should see the other guy.

381
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,400
It was a lady. She's fine.

382
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,480
Uh, yeah, this is Dave.
He works for me. Hello.

383
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,920
Hi.
Alice, I'm wondering,

384
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:15,080
can I make a short, general
announcement about the drinks?

385
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,960
Well, normally, I'd say no,
but based on what happened earlier,

386
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,040
yeah, go on, what the hell?
I could do with a laugh.

387
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,120
Nice. Come on, then, Todd.
Show me how it's done.

388
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:28,960
Um, all right. Rule number one:
Make everyone feel at home.

389
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,480
ENGLISH ACCENT:
Hello, hello, hello, everyone.

390
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,600
If I could have a wee minute
of a brief spot

391
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,680
tinkling of your time, please,

392
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,800
I'd like to introduce you
to a brand-new energy drink

393
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,680
called Thunder Muscle.

394
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,160
Mmm! It's delicious, good for you,
a great new way to get up and go.

395
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,960
Mmm! Mm-mm-mm! Mmm!

396
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,480
Mmm! I'll leave these here
for your perusal.

397
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,720
Thank you very much.
Wait, have another.

398
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,920
Can't have just one.
Absolutely. Why not?

399
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,000
Oh, no, don't give him another one.
Who can stop at one? Mmm!

400
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,640
HE GLUGS

401
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,840
Mmm! Ooh, that's good!
You love it, don't ya?

402
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,080
Abso... Yeah.
Show 'em how much you love it.

403
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:18,120
Oh, I love it so much.
You're gonna love it, too.

404
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,040
It's like mother's milk, innit?
Just mwah!

405
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:25,000
Mmm, mmm, mmm! Absolutely, Dave.
Thank you very much.

406
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,200
Like the sweet milk
of Mother Mary herself.

407
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,960
And I'm sure that when
sweet baby Jesus was there,

408
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,280
sucking on her teat... Nom-nom.

409
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,200
Not... Nursing is what I mean,
but, I mean, let's be honest.

410
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,800
Nursing is sucking.
I mean, come on.

411
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,800
It's not a bad word. It's not dirty.

412
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,960
It's not dirty to suck a tit,
you know?

413
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,280
HE GLUGS

414
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,080
Right. Here they are!
Take a look at your leisure.

415
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,520
It'll be your pleasure
and my measure.

416
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,320
Come on, show 'em the energy.
No, don't show us the energy.

417
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,360
You can't go now.
You gotta show 'em the energy.

418
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,880
Get your Thunder Muscle out.
Absolutely! I am filled with energy.

419
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,520
That's the great thing
about Thunder Muscle!

420
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,040
No, don't... Don't run, don't...
Careful!

421
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,560
I'm runnin', I'm runnin' around!
Todd, don't.

422
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,360
Look at this! Woo-hoo!
Please don't run...

423
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,720
Come on, give it to 'em, Todd.
I'll sing it, I'll dance it.

424
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,440
I'm comin' to town!
But...

425
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,480
I've got energy!
He's got energy.

426
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,880
Look at him go!

427
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,600
I have the strength of 20 ponies.

428
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,760
20!
I have the strength of Zeus,

429
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,240
after he made love
to a bionic hippopotamus.

430
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,240
Yeah, nailed it.
Can you see what I'm saying?

431
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:34,240
I'm like Rocky
and Rocky III combined.

432
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,880
I'm like if Rocky II
fucked Rocky IV.

433
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,920
Boom! Rocky V.
Do you see what I'm sayin'?

434
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,520
Give me another one of these things.

435
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,880
Yes! Get it down you, Todd.
Don't drink another one...

436
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,880
Chug, chug, chug!
Chug, chug, chug, chug. Yes!

437
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,960
Stop encouraging him, please.

438
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,800
Here's another thing
about Thunder Muscle -

439
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,400
It'll make you hard. I mean, brrrr!

440
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,440
OK, no, don't.
I mean, feel this.

441
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,880
She doesn't wanna feel it.
Feel it, feel it! Don't be scared.

442
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,320
When was the last time you had any?
That's what I'm saying.

443
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,640
I will fuck the old out of you,
right now.

444
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,160
No, no.
All night long, I will.

445
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,400
That's the beauty of Thunder Muscle!
Not acceptable!

446
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,880
It's just one of the many things!
Here, Thunder Muscle!

447
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,800
No, where are you going?
I am talking to you. That's rude!

448
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,760
Tell 'em about Thunder Muscle.
Because Barack Obama's president?!

449
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,360
You racist! You racist!
I'm talking to you!

450
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,120
I'm trying to make a presentation!
Just... My point is, please,

451
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,680
just get a Thunder Muscle.
Just buy one. It's one pound.

452
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,040
That's all it is, one pound.

453
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,440
Just somebody fucking buy one,
please.

454
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,440
I need another one of these things.
You don't need more Thunder Muscle.

455
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,040
No! I want one!
You really don't...

456
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,400
CLONK
Oh!

457
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,160
THUD

458
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,560
Jesus.
DAVE LAUGHS

459
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,400
What's the matter with you?
Oh, it's funny.

460
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,840
I wanna go home.

461
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,640
I'd like to buy a can
of Thunder Muscle, please.

462
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,160
You're a nice lady.

463
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,280
How much do I owe you?
The lady paid for it, mate.

464
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,960
She did? That was nice.

465
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,440
Argh!

466
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,640
This sucks.

467
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,560
HE SNORES,
DOGS BARK

468
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,160
BABY CRIES

469
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,640


470
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,720


471
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,600


472
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,600


473
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,680


474
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,760


475
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,800


476
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,400
FLIES BUZZING

477
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,560
CAT MEOWS

478
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,800
CROW SQUAWKS

479
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,120
CAT MEOWS

480
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,440
CROW SQUAWKS

481
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,680
CAT YOWLS